"Boys" is an unreleased song performed by Ke$ha. Many believe it is a response to the Beastie Boys' song "Girls" due to the similar song structure. Despite never being official released, the audio of the second verse has gone semi-viral on TikTok, with over 20,900 videos using it as of January 6, 2022.[1]
Lyrics[]
Now today class the topic of the day boys
Boys pretend they're men but they're just boys
They're always scratching on their toys
Let me tell you something about boys
About boys, about boys, about boys
About boys, about boys, about boys
Tell me Rebecca what do you know about boys
Boys are horny in the morning
Then they tell me that they love me
And I give em' what they want
They always take me shopping
Boys'll play it like James Dean
Dressing slick from top to bottom
Misbehave or go to school
Kick their ass like I'm their mother
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Boys pretend they're men but they're just boys
They're always scratching on their toys
Let me tell you something about boys
About boys, about boys, about boys
About boys, about boys, about boys
Yes you in the front row Ke$ha you
What do you know about boys
Would you like to share with the class
If you looked in my boyfriend's brain you would see it's kinda roomy
There's some balls and there's a sausage always pointing at my boobies
But don't get to complicated use big words or talk too quick
You must learn to just be patient because he's thinking with his
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
But if I want somebody to love
Guess I gotta try to put up
With the boys or I can turn gay (no that's okay)
So if I want somebody to love
I just can't expect too much
From the boys just use them for play (yeah that's okay)
Boys pretend they're men but they're just boys
They're always scratching on their toys
Let me tell you something about boys
About boys about boys about boys
So to sum up today's lesson
Boys they might have sexy muscles or a shiny Lamborghini
But it's probably compensating for an eenie teeny weenie oh
Eeny-teeny-weenie
Eeny-teeny-weenie
Eeny-teeny-weenie
Eeny-teeny-weenie
So if I want somebody to love
I just can't expect too much
From the boys just using for play
Just use them to play with
They're really cute
They're not really good for that much
But they can like run around and
You know you kinda get down with 'em and
There're kinda furry and they kinda smell but
Something's eh boys are boys are okay
Parts of 'em, parts of 'em are okay
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References[]
- BMI Work #10101691