"Cougars" is a song performed by Dirt Nasty featuring Bonnie McKee. It serves as the twelfth track on Rex's second studio album Nasty As I Wanna Be.
Lyrics[]
She's a cougar
Cougar, cougar, cougar, cougar
Cougars are my favourite ladies
Purr like a vintage Mercedes
Mid 40s no babies
Look fly since the early 80's
Cougars don't waste time
Gotta be at work 9 to 5
Eat your meat to survive
So old she barely alive
Strut like a panther
Lookin' epileptic on the dance floor
She'll claw your pants off
And look good for beatin' the cancer
Playmate '88
Don't rollerblade she rollerskate
Squeeze juice out your grapes
Like fine wine gettin' better with age
You can feel the bite you hear the growl
'Cause the midnight cougar's on the prowl
Baby like a wine I'm finer with time
Boy I'm gonna make you mine
Cougar, cougar, cougar, cougar, cougar
Cougars are all the rage
But don't let 'em out they cage
Ancient or middle aged
Want cocks and botox in their faces
Cougars do it right
'Cause they hot blooded cold as ice
And they never want to stay the night
Disappear before the morning light
They ain't even gotta be that old
If they twice your age you're good to go
The big four oh
Fake J-Lo ass with a MJ nose
Arthritis
In the hip and neckbone from pullin' all-nighters
Young girls they all right
But a night with a cougar priceless
You can feel the bite you hear the growl
'Cause the midnight cougar's on the prowl
Baby like a wine I'm finer with time
Boy I'm gonna make you mine
Cougar, cougar, cougar, cougar, cougar
She's a cougar
Provocative
Rodonkolous
Cougar, cougar
You can feel the bite you hear the growl
'Cause the midnight cougar's on the prowl
Baby like a wine I'm finer with time
Boy I'm gonna make you mine