Changes: Disney's Princess Ke$ha

Latest revision as of 14:32, 2 September 2022

Disney’s Princess Ke$ha is a short created by Funny or Die. The short is a spoof on Disney Princesses and features Ke$ha as a Disney Princess and an original song for the short.

Video Synopsis

The video beings with the clock bell ringing. Ke$ha wake up and groans, reciting a line from Cinderella. She proceeds to start singing the song. As she sings, she is accompanied by animated animals getting her ready for the day. She is greeted by a "genie slut" in the mirror, who she tells to "suck it, bitch!" After her look is completed, she goes to a dirty alleyway where she meets a hobo. Ke$ha then hops into the hobo's cart and is wheeled away like royalty.

Lyrics

La la la la la la
Gross
La la la la la la la
Okay, fuck it
Oh, oh, oh yeah

Time to get the day going dressing up to the nines
Yo, critter crew
(Say what?)
Make Princess Ke$ha look fine
Add a little pinch of magic from my fairytale life
And off we go, oh-oh-oh-oh

Look in the mirror, rub my eyes and what is this
Some genie slut smiling back
Suck it, bitch
Yo, Mister Raccoon, pass the Jack
I need to rinse
Trim it, prim it, dress it, mess it
Yeah, now that my shit

I'm getting ready so nice-ice-ice
(Holla)
It's kinda cool I gotta robot voice
(Check this shit out)
No mirror lady bitch can deny
I'm getting customized, customized, customized right
Karate ya
I'm getting ready, so damn pumped up
What up, mouse?
Even with this wedgie riding up my butt
Thanks to Mister Crow, you sneaky little fuck
I'm getting customized, customized, customized right

Puh-lease bitch
A touch of glitter on my cheek
Now the look is complete

Videos

Disney's Princess Ke$ha

Princess (Customized) - Kesha (FULL SONG HD LYRICS ON SCREEN!)

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-{{Song
+{{Other Song
 |Image = Princess_Ke$ha.png|250px
-|Artist = Ke$ha
+|Artist = [[Kesha|Ke$ha]]
+|Written = Kesha Sebert<br>Mark Maxwell<br>Seth Morris
-|Time = 2:39
+|Prod =
-}}
+|Time = 2:39}}
+'''Disney’s Princess Ke$ha''' is a short created by ''Funny or Die''. The short is a spoof on Disney Princesses and features [[Kesha|Ke$ha]] as a Disney Princess and an original song for the short.
+== Video Synopsis ==
-'''Disney’s Princess Ke$ha''' is a short created by ''Funny or Die''. The short is a spoof on Disney Princesses and features Ke$ha as a Disney Princess and an original song for the short.
+The video beings with the clock bell ringing. Ke$ha wake up and groans, reciting a line from ''Cinderella''. She proceeds to start singing the song. As she sings, she is accompanied by animated animals getting her ready for the day. She is greeted by a "genie slut" in the mirror, who she tells to "suck it, bitch!" After her look is completed, she goes to a dirty alleyway where she meets a hobo. Ke$ha then hops into the hobo's cart and is wheeled away like royalty.
-==Video Synopsis==
+== Lyrics ==
+{{Scroll box|content = <poem>
-The video beings with the clock bell ringing. Ke$ha wake up and groans, reciting a line from ''Cinderella''. She proceeds to start singing the song. As she sings, she is accompanied by animated animals getting her ready for the day. She is greeted by a "genie slut" in the mirror, who she tells to "suck it, bitch!" After her look is completed, she goes to a dirty alleyway where she meets a hobo. Ke$ha then hops into the hobo’s cart and is wheeled away like royalty.
+La la la la la la
+Gross
-==Lyrics==
+La la la la la la la
-{{Scroll box
+Okay, fuck it
-|content=<poem>
+Oh, oh, oh yeah
-La La La La La La
-Gross!
-Lala La Lala Lala
-OK, fuck it!
-Oh oh oh yeah
 Time to get the day going dressing up to the nines
-Yo critter crew
+Yo, critter crew
 (Say what?)
 Make Princess Ke$ha look fine
@@ Line 26: / Line 25: @@
 And off we go, oh-oh-oh-oh
-Look in the mirror rub my eyes and what is this
+Look in the mirror, rub my eyes and what is this
 Some genie slut smiling back
-Suck it bitch!
+Suck it, bitch
-Yo Mister Raccoon pass the Jack
+Yo, Mister Raccoon, pass the Jack
 I need to rinse
 Trim it, prim it, dress it, mess it
+Yeah, now that my shit
-Yeah now that my shit
 I'm getting ready so nice-ice-ice
 (Holla)
 It's kinda cool I gotta robot voice
-(Check this shit out!)
+(Check this shit out)
 No mirror lady bitch can deny
 I'm getting customized, customized, customized right
-Karate ya!
+Karate ya
-I'm getting ready so damn pumped up
+I'm getting ready, so damn pumped up
 What up, mouse?
 Even with this wedgie riding up my butt
-Thanks to Mister Crow you sneaky little fuck
+Thanks to Mister Crow, you sneaky little fuck
 I'm getting customized, customized, customized right
-Puh-lease bitch!
+Puh-lease bitch
 A touch of glitter on my cheek
 Now the look is complete
-</poem>
+</poem>}}
-}}
-==Videos==
+== Videos ==
+<gallery hideaddbutton="true">
-[[File:Disney's Princess Ke$ha|thumb|center|335 px|Full skit]]
+Disney's Princess Ke$ha
-[[File:Princess (Customized) - Kesha (FULL SONG HD LYRICS ON SCREEN!)|thumb|center|335 px|The song was edited to make it longer, thus commonly referred to as the “full” version.]]
+Princess (Customized) - Kesha (FULL SONG HD LYRICS ON SCREEN!)|The song was edited to make it longer, thus it is commonly referred to as the "full" version.
+</gallery>
 [[Category:2011]]
 [[Category:Music videos]]
-[[Category:Videos]]
 [[Category:Filmography]]
 [[Category:Songs]]
-[[Category:Unreleased songs]]