"Fuck Fake Hippies" is an unreleased song performed by Ke$ha, Jesse, and Michelle. It is not currently listed on any known publishing sites.
Lyrics
Everybody knows you go to Melrose for those clothes
And everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz
And I won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street
And everybody knows he's just a secret trust fund baby
Fuck fake hippies
Fuck fake hippies
Fuck fake hippies
You kinda smell like shit
Because real hippies
They don't wear Zubie
They don't have BlackBerries
So fuck fake hippies
You don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans
And I don't understand you wipe your shitty ass off with your hand
'Cause you don't believe in toilet paper just chick jeans
And I'm fuckin' sick of these musician artist mood swings
Fuck fake hippies
Fuck fake hippies
You shitty ass hippie
You kinda smell like shit
Because real hippies
They don't wear Zubie
They don't have BlackBerries
So fuck fake hippies
Fuck you fake hippie
You stupid hippie
You shitty ass hippie
You kinda smell like shit
And I guess I mean that literally
Shit stains in your Zubie jeans
Text message on that BlackBerry
You stupid fuckin' fake hippie
Fuck you ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
Oh fuck you ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
Fuck you
Suck my dick too ew, ew, ew, ew
Suck my dick ew, ew, ew
We see the shit stains in your Zubie jeans
We see the shit stains in your Zubie jeans
Oh we see the shit stains in your Zubie jeans
We see the shit stains in your Zubie jeans
We see the shit stains in your Zubie jeans
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew