"Grow a Pear" is a song performed by Ke$ha. It serves as the seventh track on Ke$ha's debut extended play, Cannibal.
The song was certified gold in 2024 by the RIAA, selling 500,000 equivalent units.[1]
Lyrics[]
Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I can tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man but you are just a bitch
You should know (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That I love (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You a lot (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry about this and whine about that
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're all right
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
When I first met you, panties dropping
Every time I saw you, it was on and
When you asked if we could just talk and
That's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not tryna be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
You should know (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That I love (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You a lot (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry about this and whine about that
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're all right
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
Grow a pair you, can call me back
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
Oh, grow a pair, you can call me back
And, no, I don't want to see your mangina
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry about this and whine about that
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're all right
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pair, you can call me back
Trivia[]
- During the Get $leazy Tour, this song was performed with a random boy in the audience is chosen to come on stage with Kesha. The boy is then taped to a chair and she "abuses" him.
- Depending on the boy's age, the level of how naughty Kesha is with him varies.
- The youngest boy Kesha has had onstage was 13.
- Depending on the boy's age, the level of how naughty Kesha is with him varies.
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